Gyd myrning 4all
Seven bartenders were asked if they could identify personality based on what drinks were chosen. Though interviewed separately,they concurred on almost all counts. The results:
MEN (as always, very simple and clear cut.)
Cheap Domestic Beer : He's poor and wants to get laid.
Premium Local Beer : He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer : He likes expensive beer and wants to get laid
Guinness : The man is a rapist and will get laid one way or another.
Wine : He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image and help him get laid.
Vodka : Extremely horny hound, would shag a warm scarf. Desperate to get laid.
Whisky : He doesn't give two shits about anything and will hit anyone who will get in his way of getting laid.
Southern Comfort : Not as masculine as the whisky drinker, knows all about feminine activities (knitting, crochet etc.) to weasel himself into getting laid.
Tequila : Piss off, all you wankers, I'm gonna go shag something with a pulse (he's obviously from Barrow-in-Furness or the far North of Scotland)
Barcardi Breezer/Hooch/Malibu : He's gay
Hew a Gud dej
Seven bartenders were asked if they could identify personality based on what drinks were chosen. Though interviewed separately,they concurred on almost all counts. The results:
MEN (as always, very simple and clear cut.)
Cheap Domestic Beer : He's poor and wants to get laid.
Premium Local Beer : He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer : He likes expensive beer and wants to get laid
Guinness : The man is a rapist and will get laid one way or another.
Wine : He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image and help him get laid.
Vodka : Extremely horny hound, would shag a warm scarf. Desperate to get laid.
Whisky : He doesn't give two shits about anything and will hit anyone who will get in his way of getting laid.
Southern Comfort : Not as masculine as the whisky drinker, knows all about feminine activities (knitting, crochet etc.) to weasel himself into getting laid.
Tequila : Piss off, all you wankers, I'm gonna go shag something with a pulse (he's obviously from Barrow-in-Furness or the far North of Scotland)
Barcardi Breezer/Hooch/Malibu : He's gay
Hew a Gud dej